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PostSubject: Muahahaha   Tue May 25, 2010 6:28 am

May I have your attention please?
May I have your attention please?
Will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
I repeat, will the real Slim Shady please stand up?
We're gonna have a problem here..

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Pam, like Tommy just burst in the door
and started whoopin her ass worse than before
they first were divorce, throwin her over furniture (Ahh!)
It's the return of the... "Ah, wait, no way, you're kidding,
he didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Dr. Dre said... nothing you idiots!
Dr. Dre's dead, he's locked in my basement! (Ha-ha!)
Feminist women love Eminem {*vocal turntable:
chigga chigga chigga*} "Slim Shady, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin around grabbin his you-know-what
Flippin the you-know-who," "Yeah, but he's so cute though!"
Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my head loose
But no worse, than what's goin on in your parents' bedrooms
Sometimes, I wanna get on TV and just let loose, but can't
but it's cool for Tom Green to hump a dead moose
"My bum is on your lips, my bum is on your lips"
And if I'm lucky, you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little kids
And expect them not to know what a woman's clitoris is
Of course they gonna know what intercourse is
By the time they hit fourth grade
They got the Discovery Channel don't they?
"We ain't nothing but mammals.." Well, some of us cannibals
who cut other people open like cantaloupes {*SLURP*}
But if we can hump dead animals and antelopes
then there's no reason that a man and another man can't elope
{*EWWW!*} But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
Women wave your pantyhose, sing the chorus and it goes

Chorus: Eminem (repeat 2X)

I'm Slim Shady, yes I'm the real Shady
All you other Slim Shadys are just imitating
So won't the real Slim Shady please stand up,
please stand up, please stand up?

[Eminem]
Will Smith don't gotta cuss in his raps to sell his records;
well I do, so fuck him and fuck you too!
You think I give a damn about a Grammy?
Half of you critics can't even stomach me, let alone stand me
"But Slim, what if you win, wouldn't it be weird?"
Why? So you guys could just lie to get me here?
So you can, sit me here next to Britney Spears?
Shit, Christina Aguilera better switch me chairs
so I can sit next to Carson Daly and Fred Durst
and hear 'em argue over who she gave head to first
You little bitch, put me on blast on MTV
"Yeah, he's cute, but I think he's married to Kim, hee-hee!"
I should download her audio on MP3
and show the whole world how you gave Eminem VD {*AHHH!*}
I'm sick of you little girl and boy groups, all you do is annoy me
so I have been sent here to destroy you {*bzzzt*}
And there's a million of us just like me
who cuss like me; who just don't give a fuck like me
who dress like me; walk, talk and act like me
and just might be the next best thing but not quite me!

Chorus

[Eminem]
I'm like a head trip to listen to, cause I'm only givin you
things you joke about with your friends inside your living room
The only difference is I got the balls to say it
in front of y'all and I don't gotta be false or sugarcoated at all
I just get on the mic and spit it
and whether you like to admit it {*ERR*} I just shit it
better than ninety percent of you rappers out can
Then you wonder how can kids eat up these albums like valiums
It's funny; cause at the rate I'm goin when I'm thirty
I'll be the only person in the nursin home flirting
Pinchin nurses asses when I'm jackin off with Jergens
And I'm jerkin but this whole bag of Viagra isn't working
And every single person is a Slim Shady lurkin
He could be workin at Burger King, spittin on your onion rings
{*HACH*} Or in the parkin lot, circling
Screaming "I don't give a fuck!"
with his windows down and his system up
So, will the real Shady please stand up?
And put one of those fingers on each hand up?
And be proud to be outta your mind and outta control
and one more time, loud as you can, how does it go?

Chorus 2X

[Eminem]
Ha ha
Guess there's a Slim Shady in all of us
Fuck it, let's all stand up
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Tsukune

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PostSubject: Re: Muahahaha   Tue May 25, 2010 6:38 am

City's breaking down on a camel's back.
They just have to go 'cause they don't know when
So all you fill the streets it's appealing to see
You wont get out the county, 'cos you're bad and free
You've got a new horizon It's ephemeral style.
A melancholy town where we never smile.
And all I wanna hear is the message beep.
My dreams, they've got to kiss, because I dont get sleep, no..

Windmill, Windmill for the land.
Turn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is sinking, falling down
Love forever love is free
Let's turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?

Laughing gas these hazmats, fast cats,
Lining them up-a like ass cracks,
Ladies, homies, at the track
Its my chocolate attack.
Shit, I'm stepping in the heart of this here
Care bear bumping in the heart of this here
Watch me as I gravitate
Hahahahahahaa.
Yo, we gonna go ghost town,
This motown,
With yo sound
You're in the place
You gonna bite the dust
Cant fight with us
With yo sound
You kill the INC.
So dont stop, get it, get it
Until you're cheddar header.
Yo, watch the way I navigate

Windmill, Windmill for the land.
Turn forever hand in hand
Take it all in on your stride
It is sinking, falling down
Love forever love is free
Let's turn forever you and me
Windmill, windmill for the land
Is everybody in?

Dont stop, get it, get it
We are your captains in it
Steady,
Watch me navigate,
Ahahahahahhaa.
Dont stop, get it, get it
We are your captains in it
Steady, watch me navigate
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PostSubject: Re: Muahahaha   Tue May 25, 2010 7:27 am

(for reina who insists on butting in on my buisness
...)
What's the matter with your life?
Why you gotta mess with mine?
Don't keep sweatin' what I do
Cause I'm gonna be just fine - check it out

[CHORUS]

If I wanna take a guy home with me tonight
It's none of your business
And she wanna be a freak and sell it on the weekend
It's none of your business
Now you shouldn't even get into who I'm givin' skins to
It's none of your business
So don't try to change my mind, I'll tell you one more time
It's none of your business

Now who do you think you are
Puttin' your cheap two cents in?
Don't you got nothin' to do
Than worry 'bout my friends? Check it...

I can't do nothin', girl, without somebody buggin'
I used to think that it was me, but now I see it wasn't
They told me to change, they called me names, and so I popped one
Opinion's are like assholes and everybody's got one
I never put my nose where I'm not supposed to
Believe me, if he's something that I want, I'm steppin' closer
I'm not one for playing high-pole
Like the high soditty 90210 type of the ho
I treat a man like he treats me
The difference between a hooker and a ho ain't nothin' but a fee
So hold your tongue tightly, wish you could be like me
You're poppin' all that mess only to stress and to spite me
Now you can get with that or you can get with this
But I don't give a shit cause really it's none of your business

(1993, S and P, packin' and mackin'
Bamboozlin' and smackin' suckers with this track
Throw the beat back in!)

[CHORUS]

How many rules am I to break before you understand
That your double-standards don't mean shit to me?
I know exactly what you say when I turn and walk away
But that's OK cause I don't let it get it to me
Now every move I make somebody's clockin'
Don't ask me nothin', will you just leave me alone?
Never mind who's the guy that I took home...to bone

OK, Miss Thing never givin' up skins
If you don't like him or his friends what about that Benz?
Your Pep-Pep's got an ill rep
With all that macaroni trap for rap you better step
Or better yet get your head checked
Cause I refuse to be played like a penny cent trick deck of cards
No, I ain't hard like the bitches on a boulevard
My face ain't scarred, and I don't dance in bars
You can call me a tramp if you want to
But I remember the punk who just humped and dumped you
Or you can front if you have to
But everybody gets horny just like you
So, yo, so, yo, ho - check it, double deck it on a record butt-naked
Pep's ass gets respect, and this butt is none of your business

[CHORUS]

So the moral of this story is: Who are you to judge?
There's only one true judge, and that's God
So chill, and let my Father do His job

Cause Salt and Pepa's got it swingin' again
Cause Salt and Pepa's got it swingin' again
Cause Salt and Pepa's got it swingin' again
Cause Salt and Pepa's got it swingin' again...



(and yes I'm to lazy to come up with my own rap song so deal with it -.-)


 
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Sairento Bakuhatsu

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PostSubject: Re: Muahahaha   Tue May 25, 2010 11:26 am

Failure^


Lol just kidding
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PostSubject: Re: Muahahaha   Tue May 25, 2010 11:28 am

I bleed this blasphemy, the sin that courses through my veins.
It burns beneath the scars of my decay.
This suffering.
These fingers claw against my flesh.
I pray for this touch that takes away my breath.
I pray for death.
This is my final breath, the choking end of misery.
My walls collapse, I pray for death.
This is my final breath.
Peel back the flesh to watch it bleed.
The darkest red.
I pray for death.
We share this suffering.
One open wound, a whispered cry.
It breathes in me, draining the life from the inside.
In ecstasy exposing my flesh to darkest red.
I can't resist this touch that takes away my breath.
I pray for...
This is my final breath, the choking end of misery.
My walls collapse, I pray for death.
This is my final breath.
Peel back the flesh to watch it bleed.
The darkest red.
I pray for death.
Feel me, breathe me, bleed me, I beg you.
This is my final breath, the choking end of misery.
My walls collapse, I pray for death.
This is my final breath.
Peel back the flesh to watch it bleed.
The darkest red.
I pray for death.
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Tsukune

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PostSubject: Re: Muahahaha   Tue May 25, 2010 11:56 am

Mas todo o estrago que ela causou n�o tem conserto
A cada 20 segundos voc� repete o nome dela
E quanto a mim voc� nem liga
Se estou viva ou morta

Ent�o, obje��o
Eu n�o quero ser a exce��o
A ter um pouco de sua aten��o
Eu te amo de gra�a e nem sou sua m�e
Mas voc� nem se importa
Obje��o
Eu estou cansada desse tri�ngulo
Fiquei tonta dan�ando tango
Estou me desfazendo em seus bra�os de novo
Jeito nenhum, eu tenho que escapar

Perto do silicone barato dela eu pare�o m�nima
� por isso que aos seus olhos eu sou invis�vel
Mas voc� tem que saber que coisas pequenas tamb�m contam
Melhor colocar os p�s no ch�o e ver de quem se trata

Ent�o, obje��o
Eu n�o quero ser a exce��o
A ter um pouco de sua aten��o
Eu te amo de gra�a e nem sou sua m�e
Mas voc� nem se importa
Estou presa aos �ngulos desse tri�ngulo
Fiquei tonta dan�ando tango
Estou me desfazendo em seus bra�os de novo
De jeito nenhum

Eu queria que houvesse uma chance pra voc� e eu
Queria que voc� n�o pudesse encontrar um lugar para
Estar longe daqui

Isso � pat�tico e sard�nico
� s�dico e psic�tico
Tango n�o � para tr�s
Nunca foi

Mas voc� pode tentar ensaiar
Ou treinar como um cavalo
Mas n�o conte comigo
Oh, n�o conte comigo, garoto!

Obje��o
Eu n�o quero ser a exce��o
A ter um pouco de sua aten��o
Eu te amo de gra�a e nem sou sua m�e
Mas voc� nem se importa
Obje��o
Eu estou cansada desse tri�ngulo
Fiquei tonta dan�ando tango
Estou me desfazendo em seus bra�os de novo
Jeito nenhum, eu tenho que escapar
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